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The Email...
It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can sometimes be misused. Consider the case of the Scots- man who left the snow-filled streets of Glascow for a holiday in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap paper he had written her address on, he did his best to type it from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed to an elderly deacon's wife, whose husband had just passed away the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family came rushing into the room and saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife: Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
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