I Have Just Been On Holiday To Italy

[gollob]

One of the places i went to was Verona which was the home of Romeo and Juliet. Great city but I was caught short and needed to go to the toilet
but was dismayed to find there was only two gentlemans in Verona

[Prudie]

Not as you like it then.

[Tilly2]

Oh, Much Ado About Nothing!

[marval]

Well after you went it must have been All's Well That Ends Well.

[Tilly2]

or maybe you were having A Midsummer Night's Dream

[frugalfred]

To pee or not to pee, that is the question...

[Canary42]

That's one more than most towns in UK these days.