For Whom The Bell Tolls...

[askyourgran]

Quasimodo comes home after a hard days bell-ringing at the Notre Dame and sees Esmeralda in the kitchen with a wok in her hand. 'Oh Esmeralda dearest you know I don't like Chinese food'. 'I'm not cooking' replied Esmeralda, 'I'm ironing your work shirts.

[Zacs-Master]

It wasn't funny the first time
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1208050.html

[Fanriffic]

Not too bad gran.

Quasimodo walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
"Bells alright!", asks the barman.
"Mind your own fecking business", Quasi replies.

[Flyhalf]

Quasimodo swings fromhis belltower on a rope, but loses his grip and lands in the river. What song does he sing?

[askyourgran]

Lol I that was better than mine fanriffic, I also looked at grumpy Zacs link, there are some funny ones on there too.

[askyourgran]

BigJack I gave you best answer by default, I meant to ask you what the answer was.

[Flyhalf]

I was hoping someone would come up with it, but it's "(w)ringin' in the Seine"

[askyourgran]

Oh gawd, has anyone else wasted their best answer? ;)

[Flyhalf]

I think you can change it by clicking on another answer.

[askyourgran]

Dunno, its OK I wasn't giving it to Zacs anyway.

[Zacs-Master]

Mmm.

[askyourgran]

;) only kidding zacs.