Science

[marval]

Parallel lines have got so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.


Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.


All these different shops are getting ridiculous, Toys R Us, Carpets R Us.
There's one near me that sells right angled triangles.
Pythag R Us


I went to an archeologist's party last night to celebrate the discovery of a caveman's leg bone.
It was quite a shindig.


Ever since I've started working at the resistor factory my colleagues have really helped me feel at ohm.


Just invented a new type of meat that can only be produced by launching a bovine towards a pig at the speed of light. I call it the Hoggs Bison.


I like the word 'Saturn'.
It has a nice ring to it.


I met my archaeologist partner on an online dating site.
It's called carbondating.com.


What do you call the equipment you use to rush Bacardi, Pineapple and Coconut together at speed?
A large Pina Collider.


I was arrested for pinching protons, neutrons & electrons.
I'm still not quite sure what the charge is.

[starone]

Tee-hee and all new ones too. Well done marval.