Quizzes & Puzzles3 mins ago
The Cork
Two Aussies are in a locker room, taking a shower after their game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum!
"If you don't mind my asking mate" said the first man, 'That cork looks uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
'I regret I cannot', lamented the other man. 'It is permanently stuck in my bum.'
'I don't understand mate,' said the other.
The first man says, 'I was walking along Russell Street , and tripped over an oil lamp.
There was a puff of smoke and a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No shlt?'
"If you don't mind my asking mate" said the first man, 'That cork looks uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
'I regret I cannot', lamented the other man. 'It is permanently stuck in my bum.'
'I don't understand mate,' said the other.
The first man says, 'I was walking along Russell Street , and tripped over an oil lamp.
There was a puff of smoke and a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No shlt?'
Answers
Only 1 answer
Only 1 answer
