Two For You...

[Jemisa]

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An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,

'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,

I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

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A police recruit was asked during the exam,

'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'

[marval]

Good ones

[Baldric]

Keep 'em coming Jem!

[starone]

Liked both, especially the second one. Very good and true too.