My Dad...

[Jemisa]

Three boys are in the school playground bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him £50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him £100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beaten. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon,

and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'

[starone]

ha-ha-ha - good one jem.

[marval]

I like it.