A Couple Are Sitting Near The Window In A Restuarant

[gollob]

when the man suddenly slips under the table.His female companion does not seem to notice so the waiter says "Madam, is your husband alright , he's slipped on the floor." The woman says "He's not my husband, he's just walked through the door.

I went to a strip club the other night and they had a Muslem Stripper . All the audience kept shouting out "Show us you face"

I tried powdered rhino horn as it is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. I now think it must be working as I have this overwhelming desire to charge Landrovers

Question: What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant
Answer:- Her feet

[baza]

lol esp the third one.