One Liners

[marval]

Grab your taco; you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.


Sky News: It's still blue with white clouds.


My doctor said to me, "Do you know your sperm count?"
I said I didn't know they were that clever.


Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder have been informed.


I was out collecting money for a sponsored walk last week... I collected so much that I got a taxi instead.


Service is so slow at my local Chinese restaurant; I've just had an Autumn roll delivered.


A large steak just drove past me.
That's rare.


If quizzes are quizzical, what does that make tests?


How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth?
Toll Gate Booth Paste.


Communicating with Native Americans... it's easy when you know How.


The Hunchback of Notre Dame has retired.
He received two years back pay, a lump sum, and a case of Bells

[excelsior-1]

they are very very good (i like the quizzes one)

[tonyav]

LOL very good marval, particualy like the hunchback one.

[starone]

Tee-hee - all good.