In The Soup

[albaqwerty]

A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever...
Next moment he got Mineral Water and Mother Teresa!

There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!

Wives are magicians
They can change anything into an argument!


Cool Message by a Wife
Dear Mother-in-law: Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!


When a married man says, I'll think about it
What he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.


A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it ?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake!"

[starone]

Tee-hee, made me lol alba.

[marval]

lol love them