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Things You Will Never Hear A Bloke Say...

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Jemisa | 13:32 Fri 15th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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* I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

* Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

* I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her curtains are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

* Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

* I understand.

* This film has too much nudity.

* Damn, we're late for church.

* Put some knickers on, for Christ's sake!

* No. I don't want to see your sister's t*ts.

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* You put your feet up, I'll do the ironing. * Yes please take some money out of my wallet because you don't have enough shoes * I'm sorry it was my fault * Where is the hoover? * Don't worry darling, I'll clear up the cat Sugar/sick
13:35 Fri 15th Feb 2013
* You put your feet up, I'll do the ironing.

* Yes please take some money out of my wallet because you don't have enough shoes

* I'm sorry it was my fault

* Where is the hoover?

* Don't worry darling, I'll clear up the cat Sugar/sick
* I completely understand why you need two types of shampoo

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hmmmmm - sexist women. There are some I would say, well one of Jems and two of Barmaids.
Not tonight - I've got a headache.
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Yes I suppose it is a bit sexist but i'm sure you blokes can come up with some of your own... (any more from the ladies?)

jem
No, that's fine darling, you have a drink, and I'll drive!
"I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist"

I've never heard a woman say that, either.

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