A Likely Story...

Jemisa | 22:31 Thu 21st Feb 2013 | Jokes

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MY FIRST CONDOM

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Darley's Chemists in town.
In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a shop and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town
knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Gloria) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed
by the whole procedure. She handed me the pack and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, No, not really.
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the shop to see if it was empty.
It was. Just a minute, she said, and walked to the door and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. Do these excite you? She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her pants and lay down on a desk.
Well, come on, she said, We don't have much time.

So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW,
I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. Did you put that condom on? She asked.
I said, yes I did, and held up my thumb to show her.
That's when she beat the sh!t out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to understand...