One Penny...
A man walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the bloke.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the bloke glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the barman, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the bloke
.
"Fourtyfive pence" he replies.
"Fourtyfive pence?!" exclaims the bloke. "Where's the other bloke who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The bloke says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The barman replies,
"Same as what I'm doing to his business...."