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Galloping Home (A Poem)

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dickythecook | 15:10 Mon 04th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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This landed in my inbox, I thought I would share.


Galloping Home





They say I should be thinner, but I do like beef for dinner.

So a supermarket ready meal I’ll chew.

Apparently it’s risky, but I’m feeling rather frisky.

And I reckon I could jump a fence or two.



Now some crooked market forces have been swapping cows for horses.

And it seems that we’ve been kept well in the dark.

It may seem a bit irrational, but my lunch fell in the National

And my evening meal came third at Kempton Park





Len Hooker
25/0213
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Good one dicky, best yet of all the horsy jokes.
Well done
Thanks for sharing dtc. Good 'un.

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