Barmaid And The Vicar

[wolf63]

I read about this on a thread earlier and was intrigued. Going on holiday with my parents would have been bad, taking my grandparents would have made me commit multiple murders, but the vicar? Why did he go with you?

[mccfluff]

barmaid has a thing for vicars, her mum is trying to set them up, but bm's thing is that he has to wear his cassocky thing and dog collar with nought underneath. i believe the vicar has agreed

[Barmaid]

Just don't bleedin ask!!!!

OK. Gramps is a WW2 veteran. It has long been his wish to revisit the battlefields in Italy where he served. This year, we decided that (at the age of 88) if we don't do it soon, he won't get his wish. Thus Gramps and Grannie and M&D booked and me and Mr BM booked. Then M called me to say party had been extended to include a couple of other family friends and the Vicar. The Vicar drives grannie and gramps to church on a Sunday and has done all the family hatches, matches and despatches for as long as I can remember (about 35 years) and probably much much longer.

Consequently, I am spending 10 days on a coach with Mr BM, my parents, my grandparents, two family friends and the vicar..........

[Barmaid]

Fluffs **** off

[mccfluff]

:-)

[2sp_]

Oh my word...

Do have fun.

[murraymints]

Sounds like coach trip..!

[Barmaid]

Yeah, and what gets me is Gramps got the damn medals! I think I shall need at least one!

[2sp_]

It's not medals you need, BM, it's a large hip flask.

[shoota]

Spare a thought for the driver.....

[Barmaid]

lol shoota, precisely. You ain't met Gramps. He used to be a professional driver. Lordy help us all........

[craft1948]

So who's making the video for Youtube?

[Psybbo]

You could do shotgun, shoota

[Barmaid]

pmsl Craft.

If I survive this one.............

seriously though, should be a giggle.

[Barmaid]

I AM going to write a blog though (with mum) since we thought it is going to be hilarious from the minute we board the coach.

[Buenchico]

Am I the only one who thinks that a thread about a barmaid and a vicar should have been posted by Jemisa, under 'Jokes'?

[Buenchico]

>>>I AM going to write a blog though

How much do you think you'll get for the film rights, Barmaid?

[2sp_]

It does sound like the plot for a Carry On film.

[Buenchico]

>>>It does sound like the plot for a Carry On film.

So who would play Barmaid (if, of course, they were still alive and of the right age). Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims, Hattie Jacques or Bernard Bresslaw in drag?

[Barmaid]

lol Chris.

We do think it will be a funny funny (yet extremely poignant) trip.

My grandfather has a unique, cutting and broad sense of humour and he injects it into every part of his life. You put him together with me and my mum and its likely to be a bit choatic. I actually feel a bit sorry for the Vicar. He's going to need his god.

[Barmaid]

Chris, AM NOT LAUGHING at your last post. You bugger.

And I meant *chaotic*. Bloody friday afternoon keyboard.