A Shoe Factory Has Burnt Down

[excelsior-1]

two hundred soles were lost

[emmie]

funny, mind you i do feel a bit down at heel

[tonyav]

What sort of heel would start a fire like that.

[marval]

The owner is now on his uppers

[DTCwordfan]

well there's a business not on its uppers now.

[tonyav]

Did the firemen have to use a platform.

[murraymints]

Would have been laced with paraffin ?

[aelmpvw]

cobblers to this

[marval]

They had better be careful that they don't slip on the floor.

[DTCwordfan]

Was the announcement made by a person with an Irish brogue?

[Zacs-Master]

When they find who did it, they should cut his tongue out. That should teach them to keep instep with the rest of society.

[tonyav]

Hope they get good support from the police.

[murraymints]

Have to bite your tongue not to accuse anyone ?

[DTCwordfan]

they will just put the boot in, tony.

[tonyav]

No DTC I think it was just a loafer.

[tonyav]

How many pumps did the firemen use.

[murraymints]

Think we are all very sad !!! Lol

[Zacs-Master]

Criminals are a bunch of laceholes.

[marval]

Don't worry Slipper of the Yard is on the case

[emmie]

better keep instep with you lot...

[tonyav]

It's alright excel Doctor Marten is on his way in case of any injuries.