Two blokes and a girl were sitting in the pub talking about their lives.
Then one of them said, Did you know "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second bloke responded, "Well, I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."