My Friend...

[Jemisa]

A man in a pub sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June, and left me £10,000." said the friend. "Blimey!, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me £50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.

" The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!" "Then this month,... he continued

"Nothing! Not a single penny!"

[mrs.chappie]

That made me chuckle, Jem. :o)

[starone]

Tee-hee that's what you might call Great Expectations!

[AB Editor]

I don't get it - can anyone explain it?

[Old_Geezer]

Nothing here this month either :-(

[Baldric]

Nice one Jem!

[excelsior-1]

he could arrange something
after all ...... where there's a WILL, there's a way