Money Money Money...

[Jemisa]

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me £1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a pound out of their pocket . And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me £10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten pound note . The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me £50 I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

[jim360]

Not bad for £183 eh?

[Gizmonster]

Haha nice one.
For a change, I actually saw that one coming :P

[excelsior-1]

serves them right

nice one, Jem

[marval]

lol