3Rd In Line...

[Jemisa]

Bill catches a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive.
Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again.

A week later Bill goes to get a cab home and notices the driver from the week before is third in the taxi rank.
He strolls up and gets in the first cab, once inside he tells the driver that he doesn’t have any cash but, if he takes him home he’ll give him a blow job.
The cab driver goes mad and kicks him out of his cab.
Bill now gets into the second cab and makes that driver the same proposition: a blow job for a lift home. The second driver also refuses and kicks him out.
So now Bill gets into the third taxi, the guy who ripped him off, and asks to be dropped a few blocks away.
As the cab drives off Bill smiles at the first two drivers and gives a big thumbs up…

[excelsior-1]

Jem

you continue to improve .... an excellent joke

[Jemisa]

I think you excel are my biggest fan.

Thankyou very much I do try to select
goodies but as always some do not
appreciate. (Hey-Ho)

jem.

[Old_Geezer]

Trying to recall who told this on TV some years back. That'll nag at me until I recall now.

[grasscarp]

This reminds me of something that someone I knew did to his girlfriend. He dropped her at the bus stop. There were a number of people in the queue. As he drove away he shouted back at her "pay you £2 quid!"

[marval]

Love it Jem

[starone]

Jem excel is not your No 1 fan - I am. lol.

[mallyh]

oh dear i just dont get it what am i missing ?

[Jemisa]

Awww!! Someone explain to Mally please .....

jem

[Jemisa]

Staro, oops sorry! you are my BA tho.

jem

[grasscarp]

Mallyh. He was wanting the other taxi drivers to think that the driver of the vehicle he was in had accepted the offer.

[mallyh]

oh yes how thick am i but was traumatised by englands thrashing lol

[Jemisa]

Traumatised Mally? you must spend most of your life in A & E then.

jem.