New Alphabet For The Biddies!!

[netibiza]

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for farting and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low; I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know..

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

[woofgang]

love it Neti

[murraymints]

Very good...

[mrs_overall]

lol excellent

[vakayu]

Brilliant netibiza,I will refrain how many of those apply to myself,suffice to say quite a few lol.

[DJHawkes]

gawd I've got at least half those issues tut

[starone]

Lovely, all of course apply to me.

[guilliebrougues]

That's great. I enjoyed reading that.

[jacpinetree17]

pmsl. x