Corny Pick Up Lines.

[cupid04]

1] There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

2] Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

3] That's a nice blouse. Can I talk you out of it?

4]If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'I' together.

[EDDIE51]

My face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour I'd like you to be on it.

[237SJ]

Have you ever thought of taking up modelling? (I actually had that one when I was 17)
Is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stairway to heaven?

[ChillDoubt]

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Better call your Mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I'll certainly make your Bedrock!

If you were a burger in McDonald's you'd be a McGorgeous.

[Answerprancer]

I always liked this one (and its answer):
Q "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
A "Unfertilised".

[cupid04]

chilldoubt, I love no.5, lol!

[237SJ]

The worst one I ever had was when I went to a party and I met a guy who was divorced but had custody of his child. His chat up line was "S**", do you know how to change a nappy"? When I said No, he said "Do you want to learn"? I ran a mile.

[ChillDoubt]

Man: "Do you sleep on your tummy?"
Woman: "No!"
Man: "Do you mind if I do?"

[starone]

Tee-hee like all of them, including the answers.

[LochNessMonster]

For you, my trousers are like a Taliban fighter ?

One Yank and their off !

:-)

[2sp_]

Standing at the cash point after closing time one night, I was approached by what can only be described as a 3 foot troll. My first thought was that he was going to try to mug me (I say try, I would have kicked his ass). Anyway he uttered these magical words...

"I've been watching you all night and was wondering if you would like to come back to mine?"

He genuinely looked surprised when I said no...

[EcclesCake]

Someone once used the line...

'The answers to your questions are yes, yes and yes.'

I was young an naive and spent the rest of the evening wondering what the hell my questions were. What a muppet I was back then!

[marval]

Some good ones.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

[chiragm984]

Really good, especially the second one, it's awesome.