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Congratulations...
The Nerd went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, The Nurse says "Congratulations sir, Your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys."
The Nerd says, "I'm not surprised, I have a p*nis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it swept then,
The babies are all black."