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marval | 15:59 Sun 24th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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My mate said I did the best impression of a leaf he'd ever seen.
I was blown away.


I've invented a more efficient whisk
it’s causing quite a stir.


When Sigmund's mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in seeing a shard in Freud.


A mate of mine walked into the pub with a fish on his head. The fish was positioned quite high on his head with its broad tail hanging down the back of his neck like a curtain.
"Evening Dave!" I said, "Nice mullet."


I'm not happy with this new Origami clothing.
It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.


I've maxed out at the bank and they keep phoning me,
I wish they would just leave me a loan.


Greggs have sold an astounding 1.5 million apple based pastry desserts this month alone.
What a turnover!


Fox News:
Basil Brush has moved house.


The instructions on my microwave meal say 'stir and recover'
How tiring do they think stirring actually is?


Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.




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