A Duck Went To Cross The Road....

[Iluvspikey]

......and a chicken ran out and stopped it saying, Don't! Don't cross the road whatever you do, else you'll never hear the last of it!

[excelsior-1]

that is very good

[Jemisa]

I like that Spike :)

Jem

[askyourgran]

Lol spikey, I like that one.

[frugalfred]

I once saw a pelican crossing...

[tenrec]

I once saw a zebra crossing

[tonyav]

I have seen a zebra crossing.

[tonyav]

Great minds there tenrec.

[baza]

two can (toucan) play at this game

[tenrec]

LOL

[UFEZELA]

"But why?" the duck asked.

"Because you'll be inundated with answers to the question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" And believe me, not one of the replies you get will be the right reason for crossing the road..."

[pootler15]

But changed her mind when she saw it was raining. 'I may have webbed feet, but I have just washed my feathers and I don't want them to frizz..' So she went back indoors.

[Bumph]

A chicken ran out and said "Don't!! Cars only stop for a Pelican Crossing".