Hello Daddy!...

[Jemisa]

An old man was sitting on a bench in the shopping centre when a teenager with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him.

The boy says scornfully, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

The old man sighs and replies, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot.

I was just wondering if you were my son."

[excelsior-1]

a colourful episode in the old mans' life

another good one, Jem

[mahonia]

That's a corker - or should I say a squawker.

[mrs.chappie]

I've heard that one before, Jem, but it still made me lol. :o)

[Jemisa]

Yes Mrs C. It has done the rounds before but it still amuses me. :)

Jem