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Jemisa | 13:03 Sun 07th Apr 2013 | Jokes
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A man entered a restaurant and then noticed a sign which read: "£250 if we don't fill your order."
He ordered a monkey tail sandwich with brown bread. The waitress jotted it down and went to the kitchen to place the order.

Shortly afterwards there was a big commotion in the kitchen and the manager of the restaurant came over to the man with five £20 notes .
As the manager laid the notes out on the table, he said, "Sir, I'm terribly sorry we are unable to fill your order.
& I want you to know this is the first time in fifteen years that we've run out of brown bread."



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Haha - never saw that one coming lol >.
should he have asked for a burger & chimps?

another excellent one, Jem
Indeed, it was the first time in fifteen years someone had asked for brown bread !
That's only £100

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