2Inches Bigger...

[Jemisa]

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says,
"Your @rse is getting really big. I bet your @rse is bigger than the barbeque."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's behind "Yes, I was right, your @rse is two inches wider than the barbeque!"
The wife chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong with you?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@rse grill for one little chipollata?

[sancho1960]

Like that lol

[askyourgran]

Lol, need a couple of chops and a slab of sirloin.

[Jemisa]

Too Right AYG.

jem.

[starone]

Oh - yes, I like this one jem. Very clever!!

[excelsior-1]

that'll teach him