Panda...

[Jemisa]

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.

The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.
Eats, shoots and leaves."

(Yes ok, I'm getting me coat)

[heathfield]

Don't forget to close the door on the way out, Jem! ;-)

[excelsior-1]

brilliant, Jem

(i heard a dirty version some years ago)

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[starone]

Good one jem.

[frugalfred]

Lynne Truss beat you to it, Jem. Where have you been?

[Jemisa]

ffred, That must have beenthe night you stood me up.....

jem :)

[mrs.chappie]

:o)