Birds

[Jemisa]

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad.

Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back ok... but you look so sad. Why?"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that going help you get a man?"

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man

is to have a good pair of hoo-ters."

[frugalfred]

Owls? Not a pair of Great Tits?

[marval]

I like it Jem.

[chaptazbru]

Good comment frugal !

[frugalfred]

......but not Long-tailed Tits....

[excelsior-1]

did somebody 'tweet' that one to you, Jem?

[tonyav]

Hope she didn't get cold out there in the woods, otherwise she'd have Blue Tits !.

[frugalfred]

Good 'un, tonyav!

[Jemisa]

The answer Excel is No, I never tweet anyone. (I know it was a joke :) )

jem