Loony Bin....
A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his old mates. As he is walking out he notices a bloke pretending to be swinging a cricket bat . Curious, he asks: What are you doing? The bloke replies: I'm Phil Tuffnel , and I'm practicing my batting.
Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: What are you doing? The guy replies: I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf. Satisfied
with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another bloke sitting in a chair in the nude with a jar of peanuts beside him. This bloke takes a peanut, places it on his d!ck, waits a minute, then flicks it into his mouth. Again, curious he asks: What are you doing? The bloke
replies: I'M FU**ING NUTS!