Country Lane....

[Jemisa]

After a meal and a film, Chris drove his date to a quiet country lane and made his move. When Michelle responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up inside her blouse. Suddenly, she jerked away, got out of the car in a hurry, and ran home. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs."

On their next date, Chris returned to the country lane. As they were kissing passionately, Chris slid his hand up Michelle's skirt. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home. Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs."

On the third date, the pair returned to the country lane This time, Michelle didn't get home until very late. That night, she wrote in her diary,

"There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Baldric]

Hahaha!

[albaqwerty]

ROFL

[excelsior-1]

you reached new heights with that one Jem

i'll 'spread' that one at work

[starone]

Very good jem - made me lol.