Another Adults Only

[marval]

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - ***-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odour-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theatre - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.

[excelsior-1]

sex with a fabric softener …… lenor-gasm

[marval]

Sex with a cheese - Roquefort-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with james bond …… roger moore -gasm

sex with an american fruit …… paw-paw-gasm

[excelsior-1]

sex on an asteroid …… meteor-gasm

[marval]

Sex with a Meldrew - Victor-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with shredded cabbage and mayonnaise …… coleslaw - gasm

[excelsior-1]

quitting this sex thread …… withdraw-gasm

thanks for allowing me to play, marval - and good night

[marval]

Good night Excel, thank you for your good answers.

[excelsior-1]

good morning


un-interesting sex....bore-gasm

sex with a drill....bore-gasm

sex on a hill....tor-gasm

sex with george orwell....nineteen eighty four-gasm

the sex that broke the camels' back....the last straw-gasm

[excelsior-1]

sex with the wifes' parent......mother in law-gasm

sex with french politicians.....Jacques Delors-gasm

[starone]

Tee-hee - whoever thinks of all these, must be a genius.

[Svejk]

Sex with Svejk- phwoar-gasm

[marval]

Sex while turning right - Indicator-gasms
Sex with the music leader - Conductor-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with exotic birds........macaw-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex in chinese public transport.....rickshaw-gasm

[excelsior-1]

sex with baron frankensteins' assistant.....Igor-gasm

Shaking Stevens had sex......behind the green door-gasm

[marval]

Sex with a Hungarian actress - Zsa Zsa Gabor-gasms

[excelsior-1]

i knew about this thread in advance.....foresaw-gasm

sex with a left handed boxer......southeast-gasm

sex with a large bird......jackdaw-gasm

sex in metalwork class......hacksaw-gsm

sex piece by piece......jigsaw-gasm

[marval]

Sex with a caretaker - Janitor-gasm
Sex with an experienced lover - You have done this before-gasm

[excelsior-1]

sex in a tree......sycamore-gasm

sex with a vegetarian......herbivore-gasm

sex with a meat eater......carnivore-gasm

sex in waterstones......bookstore-gasm

sex using plant seeds......spore-gasm

sex, sixty million years ago......dinosaur-gasm

sex in front of an ugly building......eyesore-gasm

sex with a captain of the fleet......commodore-gasm