Ttfn & Moony were on their wedding night in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, Moony, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to Ttfn and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said Moony, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."
With that Ttfn flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on." Well, Moony tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!" Ttfn replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."