Three Types...

[Jemisa]

A man walked into the ladies department of Marks&Spencers
He shyly walked up to the sales lady
behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'
'What type of bra?' asked the sales lady.
'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?'

'Look Around sir,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size colour and material.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three
types of bras,' replied the saleslady.

Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you need sir?'
Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between them then?'
The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

[starone]

Chuckle, chuckle!

[Capeman]

There is a fourth: The sheepdog bra that rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

[marval]

HaHa