The Whole Truth...

[Jemisa]

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding
at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to
go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his
mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him
a £20 note and says, "Just don't tell your father.

"Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work,
and greets him with, "Dad I know the whole truth." The father also
promptly hands him a £20 note and says, "Please don't say a word to
your mother, son ok?."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he
sees the milkman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I
know the whole truth." The milkman drops the milk crate , opens his arms,

and says, "Then come on give your DADDY a big hug."

[marval]

Oops lol

[starone]

Tee-hee. A good laugh with this one jem.