Richard Iii

[carrust]

I said to the wife this morning. "Go and look at the size of that jobby i've done in the bathroom" "No thanks," she said. "Please, just one quick look" I said. "You wont believe it it's a good 2 pounder!" Shaking her head in disbelief she pinched her nose, ran in & looked down the toilet, then ran back out & said;"there's nothing down there you must have flushed it away!" "No I said, "it's on the scales!"

[berniecuddles]

That's poo!

[joggerjayne]

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he neaded a poo.

[boxtops]

Bleah - why have you called this Richard III?

[carrust]

Rhyming slang; Richard III......tuRd.....geddit?

[joggerjayne]

Richard the Third

Pony and Trap

Tom Tit

etc ...

[carrust]

Going for a Forest Gump

[boxtops]

Hmmm....

[tonyav]

Eartha Kitt.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, brill ... I hadn't heard that one.

I'm just going for a Forest.

Oh, I am SOO going to use that one.

[joggerjayne]

And an Eartha.

I'm really LOLing here.

[carrust]

Brace & bit

[Wharton]

Greyfriars Bobby

[carrust]

Barry White

[carrust]

Father Brown

[tonyav]

Lay a cable.

[Prudie]

park your breadfast

[Prudie]

Oh $hit, breakfast

[tonyav]

Drop your guts.

[Wharton]

Lillian Gish

[frugalfred]

An unflushable - defined as one which requires at least a second flush to send it round the bend.