A very proper man started going into the neighborhood Chemists every
week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would
come in with the same order. One day the Chemist assistant felt he had to
say something to the man.
"Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky!
How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?"
The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I
find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"
So, the assistant asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"
The gentleman answered,
"I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in
little plastic bags."