Restaurant In Spain

[excelsior-1]

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is.

"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today."

The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night."

"Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."

[frugalfred]

This was first published by C. O. Jones of Two Ball Lonnen, Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

[frugalfred]

Christine Keeler went to Newcastle to see the Longbenton and the Two Ball Long 'Un.

[Jemisa]

F.F. Christine Keeler?? You sure it wasn't Mandy Rice-Davies?

Goodie Excel.

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