Falling Down Drunk...

[Jemisa]

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood
up to leave the pub and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled
outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the pub again."

[ummmm]

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[Jemisa]

C'mon Ummmm, that was over 2 years ago I think we've got some new readerd by now.

But it was a mistake on my part I think its called a Senior Moment. If anyone was going to pick up on it I knew it would be my old friend Ummmm. D'ya feel better now love? xxx :)

jem

[starone]

New to me jem. Or if I had read it before, I didn.t remember it. LOL.