Faster Than...

[Jemisa]

Four young blokes, from Bristol, London, Manchester and SINTA SINGH from the Punjab University's were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: "WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?"

Bristol guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

London Bloke : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind.

Manchester bloke: Its a Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

SINTA SINGH : Its Loose motion.

INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Sinta's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SINTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could
THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!