Height Of Jokes.

[Spoonboy]

What are your Height of jokes..?

Like: Q, What is the height of patience? A. Standing in the middle of the Sahara desert waiting for the tide to come in!


Have fun everyone, and thanks in advance.

[bravejordy]

Q. What is the height of cheek?

A. Crapping on someone's doorstep, knocking on the door and asking for some toilet paper!

[Spoonboy]

Thank you both for replying but the best answer must go to bravejordy. And just because, I believe, no one could come up with a height of pain without it sounding too rude, the alternative answer to what is the height of pain? is, "a lady standing by a toilet with a bent penny".