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excelsior-1 | 17:09 Sat 25th May 2013 | Jokes
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......if you have a moth ball in each hand?




An extremely large moth.
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........You also have the undivided attention of said moth!!!
17:49 Sat 25th May 2013
Q] Have you ever smelt moth balls

A] yes.

Q] How do you get your nose between them!
........You also have the undivided attention of said moth!!!
Somebody jealous.
What do you have, if you have a green ball in each hand?

Complete control of the Incredible Hulk.
Ah, camphor balls, I remember those
hi Sir A.
reminds me of that old joke 'why do moths fly with their legs wide apart'...
Well hello there, lady-J. Played a song for you the other night, forgetting that you weren't around to hear it, duh!
Prudie, pmsl please enlighten us.
sorry about that Sir A. can you remember which night and i'll go and have a listen. but if not don't worry. thank you very much for your kind thought.
If you go to last nights, lady-J, scroll down, I think mine was the night before, so not too far back.
Q] What do you have if you have a moth ball in each hand?

A] A rather excited moth!
Ever seen the size of moth balls Arksided ?:-)
Nope, must be something to be proud of ;-)
Walking down the street one day and I happened to look in the gutter and saw a cricket ball .... walked on a few more yards and lo and behold there, in the gutter, was another cricket ball ... About 10 yards further on I saw a castrated cricket!!!!

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