Letter From Hospital

[giveup]

Dear Sir:



The results from the laboratory confirm that the red ring around your penis was not cancerous.

It was lipstick.

We apologize for the amputation.


Regards,

Dick Less, MD, F.R.C.s.

[Sqad]

LOL..... as medical students we had to take our own mouth swabs and one guy;s result came back:

"normal vaginal flora"

[tonyav]

LOL, very good giveup and sqad.

[marval]

lol