No, I'm A Frayed Knot.

[Tilly2]

Does anyone know the joke to which the above is the punchline?

[aelmpvw]

i'm afraid not

[marval]

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes in here.”

The rope walks outside, ties a knot in the middle of his body, brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar.

The bartender says, “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here?”

The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot

[Tilly2]

That's the one marvel, thank you.

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[marval]

You are welcome Tilly

[Tilly2]

I love 'pun' jokes.

[DTCwordfan]

here are some then, Yilly:


The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

To the guy who invented Zero:
Thanks for nothing!

[marval]

So do I Tilly

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms in here.” The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”

[DTCwordfan]

A Tilly-like dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a pub. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."

[Tilly2]

Good ones there!

[excelsior-1]

hello folks

check out the related question below

[DTCwordfan]

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

[Tilly2]

Excel, I swear that that wasn't there when I asked my question! How creepy is that?

[DTCwordfan]

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulphur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

[excelsior-1]

lol

no worries tilly :-)

[Tilly2]

Keep going, most of these are new to me.

[excelsior-1]

tilly

i have done quite a few over the months
just have a look at my profile

[Tilly2]

Will do, excel. Thank you all.

[marval]

A chap goes to a night club and is refused entry on the grounds that he's not wearing a tie.

"Hang on a minute" he says to the doorman, "I think I've got one in my car, I'll just go back and get it.

So our chap goes back to his car and after many minutes of searching fails to find a tie. All he can find is a set of jump leads so he wraps them round his neck, ties them in a knot and returns to the club.

"I couldn't find a tie, will this do?" he asks.

The doorman looks him up and down and says "well I guess you can come in, but you'd better not start anything".

[Tilly2]

Now, that made me laugh, marval.