Bad Day....

[Jemisa]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy , go to the thermometer section
and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE @RSE THAN YOURS.

[marval]

lol, my day is definitely better now.

[tonyav]

LOL, I wouldn't mind working for Durex though !.

nice to see ya back, good hols ?.

[Psybbo]

That really cheered me up, thanks Jem

[Jemisa]

Thanks Tony, Good Holiday yes but I'm Knackered, Grandchildren can be exausting...

jem

[tonyav]

Yeah, thats kids for you Jem, but you enjoyed it and thats what counts.

[excelsior-1]

brilliant

[Fanriffic]

Another cracker from Jem.
:o)