Red Door &....

[Jemisa]

There was this bloke who had been to about every pub in town. So one
night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to
the best pub in town. The cabby took him to a pub, where he got
half-drunk. He hopped into the same taxi and said that the pub wasn't
good enough -- & to take him to another one. The cabby took him to another
pub, where the bloke had the time of his life.

The next morning, this bloke was in yet another pub telling his mate
what a good time he had the night before, but he couldn't remember
where he was. All he could remember was a red door and a golden toilet
seat.
"Gawd, we gotta find this place," said his mate
So the two spent half the day searching for a pub with a red door
until they found one. They walked in, and the bloke asked the barman,
"Was I here last night and too drunk to tell? All I remember is a red
door and a golden toilet seat."

The barman hollered to the back, "HEY, FRED. HERE'S THAT F**KING
W@NKER WHO TOOK A SH!T IN YOUR TUBA LAST NIGHT."

[Fanriffic]

That's a cracker. My sides are sore laughing. One of your best yet. :o)

[josaphine32]

lol

[excelsior-1]

music to my ears, Jem

[Baldric]

"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay"

[Jemisa]

Thankyou Fanriffic, my BA for you on this one...

jem