Tennis Balls....
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying
by the side of the road.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it
in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross roads for the light to change, he noticed a
beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
"Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had
tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"