Continuous Limerick

[Spoonboy]

With the success (he says with crossed fingers) of the stories without end, I have decided to come up with a continuous limerick and see how far we can take it.
I will start you off; but even if you know the actual following lines, please feel free to add your own...

In days of old when knights were bold, and women were...


Have fun, and thanks in advance.

[Quoi]

...loving and loyal.
along came anne summers and bummer of bummers it all went to pot with a...

[cupid04]

why are men useful?
you can't mow the lawn with a vibrator!

[Wharton]

I'm no use at this, all I can think of is vicars and knickers.

[cupid04]

Whatever floats your boat!

[DTCwordfan]

She took down her knickers
and likewise the vicar's
and said..............

[DTCwordfan]

cupid, to that all I can think is along the lines of "do a deep-throat"......lol

[frugalfred]

Will you say grace?

[tonyav]

Let's have a look at your tickers.

[Tilly2]

Try another start, spoonboy. This one has gone to pot.

If you want a continuous limerick, start with something like
There was a young lady called Tilly

[DTCwordfan]

There once was a girl named Grace,
Who day after day wore lace,
She went to the mall,
Shed off her knickers, looked for his ball,
And.......

[DTCwordfan]

who was born with a willy....

[Wharton]

....they found my vagina in North Carolina and bits of my tits in Brazil....

[Tilly2]

I'm off! This is deteriorating.

[DTCwordfan]

and tilly's brain needs redecorating.....

[seadogg]

There was a young lady called Tilly,
Who's friends were exceedingly silly........

[Spoonboy]

Quoi, you deserve BA for the spirit of the limerick. And I agree with Tilly, we need another. Thanks everyone for "taking part".