Congratulations...

[Jemisa]

While the pub customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women
sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice,
and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm
celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were
infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

[excelsior-1]

oh, yes

very very good

[Ann]

That really made me smile Jem .. :)

[Baldric]

Good one Jem,

[marval]

TeeHee

[cupid04]

I bet she was cock-a-hoop!

[tamborine]

hmmm.....nah, too late for me ;)